Mario, completely missing that the Solar System is going to be destroyed, boos the direct, citing the reason that it has no new Smash character.

The announcement is followed by an Emergency Alert Notification issued by the Primary Entry Point System, which puts in action a National Alert. However, a trailer for Outer Wilds appears, prefaced with 'You have 22 minutes before the Solar System is destroyed.', which is the main mechanic of the game. Mario is excited for a new direct, hoping for some more news on Smash characters. Mario spins around in his kart with other racers using models from Mario Kart DS. Mario witnesses a Twitch streamer (Smallant1) taking pictures of his feet using the Switch Screenshot Capture feature, and claims it to be a bit sussy. It goes poorly, with Mario making jokes about being 'a useless child' and making the adult Mario say that he found some dinner. Mario watches a Japanese commercial of Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time, and claims that the Japanese audio sucks and he can do better than them, and hires Luigi to make a gag dub. Mario watches a time lapse of someone making a 'photorealistic' version of him, and asks why it exists, who asked for it, who said yes, who needs to be held responsible, and who needs to be lined up in the backyard, presumably to be shot for crimes against humanity. Mario, taken by surprise, is scared by the sudden appearance of Cleveland. Mario listens to the SilvaGunner rip ' Jump Up, Super Star! (Short Version) - Super Mario Odyssey' which turns into The Cleveland Show theme song. Mario officially starts off the reactions with this banger: Mario looks at the funny Nintendo memes once again. 2.1 Cleveland Jump Up, Super Star! Cover.So we have a deal already to sign on the dotted line, cuz I don’t wanna die I’d be giving up if I don’t try. So if you are a boss my suggestion is you lay low! Well you have a valid observation, we can die or take a small vacation and take our chances and face a mob of different races and different species and sizes, and see who rises victorious, not fighting for glory but man it’s glorious, who thought a couple of cups could be labeled as battle warriors.Ĭarrots or potatoes they’re all getting halos. What if they have lightning, I’ll be dying anyway so what’s the point of even hiking. I’m just a cup, not a Viking im frightened to show up.

The thought of me fighting I wanna throw up. Well I guess I won’t have to make you squeal… So make it, otherwise I’ll turn you into bacon, this is Satan that your dealing with, my threats are never vacant never faking anything. Do this and I’ll send you on your marry way… Maybe you could travel to these other lands and battle in the devil’s name and rattle, trample ample bosses in their own keep.Ĭuphead turn into the boogey man and no sleep.įor my adversaries, and the alternative beware is scary, you’ll lose that little cup head, and your good as buried! And I know you first instinct’s to scramble, but listen to me ramble for a minute, maybe I can help you find a handle on the situation. Made a gamble, easy to forget that life is fragile. Cuphead Rap Song - Don't Deal With The Devil - E3 2017 (Feat Bonecage) ► Daddyphatsnapsīoys your dealing with the Devil and you got burnt…

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